FATHER XMAS IN SHOPPING STORE GROTTO FIRST DAY.

MANAGER right jenkins we have a few new rules this year. the first rule is you cannot let the children on your knee.

JENKINS right sir

MANAGER you cannot let them stroke your sack.

JENKINS i see sir

MANAGER you cannot tell them they will get everything they ask for if they are good. apparently this could cause us to be taken to court.

JENKINS right you are sir.

MANAGER and lastly do not use the phrase " i will just delve into my sack. it caused some offence to parents last year.

JENKINS well rules are rules sir i will be as professional as ever Sir.

MANAGER good man Jenkins.

CUT TO GROTO

WE CAN SEE FATHER XMAS TALKING TO SOMEONE BUT WE NEVER SEE WHO. THE MANAGER IS STANDING BEHIND A BLACK CURTAIN AND CANNOT SEE THE OCCUPANTS OF THE GROTO

JENKINS so have you been good this year.

WE HERE MANAGER CLEAR HIS THROAT AS A WARNING.

JENKINS do you like it when an old man enters your bedroom on christmas eve night?

THE MANAGER CLEARS HIS THROAT AGAIN.

JENKINS i have noticed you admiring my big sack

THE MANAGER SPLUTTERS A COUGH

JENKINS do you want to climb on my lap and delve into my big bulging sack?

THE MANAGER ALMOST HAS A COUGHING FIT

THE MANAGER my god Jenkins you depraved animal i am calling the police.

THE MANAGER THRUSTS OPEN THE CURTAINS IN HORROR BUT IS CONFRONTED BY JENKINS SITTING IN A CHAIR WITH A TALL BROWN HAIRED WOMAN WITH REVEALING CLOTHES ON.

THE MANAGER my god Joan the grotto is for the children not the managers wives.

THE END.