SCENE 1. EXT. A HIGHSTREET. [9:00]
A CAR DRIVER IS TRYING TO PARK IN A NARROW SPACE BETWEEN TWO PARKED CARS. THE TRAFFIC WARDEN STROLLS DOWN THE ROAD AND BEGINS TO HELP THE DRIVER REVERSE INTO THE SPACE
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
That’s right…back a bit…bit more…loads of room…keep coming…keep coming
THE CAR CRASHES IN THE STATIONARY CAR, AND THE TAILIGHT FALLS OFF.
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
OK STOP! Don’t worry…no harm done, just a little bump
THE TRAFFIC WARDEN GOES TO THE FRONT OF THE CAR
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
Ok come forward…that’s it…keep coming…plenty of room…keep coming.
THE CAR CRASHES AGAIN AND THE FRONT LIGHTS ARE BROKEN
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
STOP! Its ok…no damage done
THE DRIVER GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND CHECKS THE DAMAGE. THE DRIVER LOOKS ANGRILY AT THE WARDEN BEFORE WALKING AWAY.
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
Excuse me…you can’t park there…
A CAR DRIVER IS TRYING TO PARK IN A NARROW SPACE BETWEEN TWO PARKED CARS. THE TRAFFIC WARDEN STROLLS DOWN THE ROAD AND BEGINS TO HELP THE DRIVER REVERSE INTO THE SPACE
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
That’s right…back a bit…bit more…loads of room…keep coming…keep coming
THE CAR CRASHES IN THE STATIONARY CAR, AND THE TAILIGHT FALLS OFF.
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
OK STOP! Don’t worry…no harm done, just a little bump
THE TRAFFIC WARDEN GOES TO THE FRONT OF THE CAR
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
Ok come forward…that’s it…keep coming…plenty of room…keep coming.
THE CAR CRASHES AGAIN AND THE FRONT LIGHTS ARE BROKEN
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
STOP! Its ok…no damage done
THE DRIVER GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND CHECKS THE DAMAGE. THE DRIVER LOOKS ANGRILY AT THE WARDEN BEFORE WALKING AWAY.
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
Excuse me…you can’t park there…
2 comments:
I have been searching for a sketch show that was on tv a few years ago now that had a traffic warden in that goes around constantly saying "You can't park there" It was on late evening and adult themed. The show also had two characters based on Alan Titchmarsh and charlie Dimmock. Alan having one big eye if I remember. Your script sounds exactly like what would have been in the show. Do you know the name of it? Driving me my wife and my mate mad.
Kind regards
Marc
Sorry Marc I don't know the name of that show but if I was to hazard a guess I would say it sounds like something Harry Enfield might do.
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